Christine;

After years of hardcore drug abuse and a small stint in federal prison, Christine is finally settling down. Thankfully, she has chosen to settle down with Hole Hog.A veteran of the Scandinavian Death Metal scene, Christine has fronted many potentially commercial bands in the past. FuckFester, Infanticide, and Glory Hole, to name a few. Unfortunately, her insane thirst for drugs, alcohol, and underage groupies consistently guaranteed disaster for all projects. Hopefully, after finding new energy in being clean and sober, Hole Hog will not be another one of those failed ventures.

T.;

T. can best be described in one word…Arsonist.
Reportedly responsible for over two hundred church fires in the Midwest over the last ten years, it is well known that Toby likes flames. Though he has never been prosecuted or even formally charged with any crimes, rumours abound everytime a suspicious fire is set near a Hole Hog concert. [Which is quite often] Publicly, Toby denies such accusations, insisting that his side projects involving pyrotechnics-gone-wrong is merely coincidence.

 


Skip;

Despite being thought of as the trouble maker of the group, Skip is probably the most stable. It was five years ago that the swaggering bass player was charged with attempted manslaughter. It was at a gig put on by the Veterans Of Foreign Wars. Many bands played, raising money for various local charities. About halfway into their set, Skip claims twelve year old Collin Anderson began giving him ‘the hard stare’. The rest is history. After being struck upon the head several times with the bass and stabbed with the neck of a Jack Daniels bottle, Collin will never be the same. Many believe that Skip’s deep pockets account for him never being charged for the crime, but those who know him realize that it was just a misunderstanding.

Jim;

Despite having stubby little fingers and a large stomach that restricts his movements, Jim has managed to remain the HOLEHOG! drummer for several years now.   "I'm a fan favorite!" was the quote Jim infamously gave to Telemundo reporter Juan Abbregio. The quote was followed by a series of street interviews in which no one could name the HOLEHOG! drummer. Jim has since blamed Juan for everything from his addiction to cold medicine to his being late for band practice. "It was really embarrassing and I felt bad. Now I'm gonna wallow in it!"