Mountain Pie
It’s getting hard to breathe cuz the elevation
It’s getting hard to wait cuz anticipation
My stick is in my hand and my foot is in my boot
I been climbing for weeks picking berries en route
Dog eared ponies like to trot when they walk
Goats playing games, like to serve the shuttle cock
Appalachian Daddy, kissing cousins for a buck
Rocky Mountain oysters mean the bull is out of luck
The crumbs are droppin’ but they’re getting caught in
The hillbilly goatee on his chinny chin chin
Mountain Pie – give it a try- Mountain Pie-it is why everybody came
Berries or nuts you got there’s no shame
No matter what you fill it with it’s all the same
Most like it warm but some will eat it cold
Tastes good fresh and even better when it’s old
Flatland fajitas, can kiss my ass
Pizza of the plains ain’t got no class
Give me
Mountain Pie – give it a try- Mountain Pie-it is why everybody came
It’s getting hard to breathe cuz the elevation
It’s getting hard to wait cuz anticipation
My stick is in my hand and my foot is in my boot
I been climbing for weeks picking berries en route
Dog eared ponies like to trot when they walk
Goats playing games, like to serve the shuttle cock
Appalachian Daddy, kissing cousins for a buck
Rocky Mountain oysters mean the bull is out of luck
The crumbs are droppin’ but they’re getting caught in
The hillbilly goatee on his chinny chin chin
Mountain Pie – give it a try- Mountain Pie-it is why everybody came
Berries or nuts you got there’s no shame
No matter what you fill it with it’s all the same
Most like it warm but some will eat it cold
Tastes good fresh and even better when it’s old
Flatland fajitas, can kiss my ass
Pizza of the plains ain’t got no class
Give me
Mountain Pie – give it a try- Mountain Pie-it is why everybody came
