Monkey Ass Ashtray

Pour some of that in my cup
Fill it to the rim and squirt the juice
Scrape it off the plate and put it in the can
Pile it up and give it a goose

Monkey Ass Ashtray  x2

Ten pounds of spackle to cover up the crack
Touch football, marmelade
Hammer to your head, flat on your back
Frosted wishes, smashing your dreams

Monkey Ass Ashtray x2

Fractured thought and fumbled whim
Milking goats with naked hands
Seven mile rash, incomplete
Familiar shoes in foreign lands

Monkey Ass Ashtray x2

Flannery O'Connor was a nincompoop
Woodward and Bernstein got the scoop
Marilynn Monroe picked her nose
When she died, she wore no clothes

Monkey Ass Ashtray x2