South of the border, but north of the line
Drinkin' cheap whiskey and servin' sum time
Another long day and your sittin' in jail
Three more days  'til you be gettin' sum tail
Snakespit to cheetah shit, you like it all
Ya keep it in your pants, but you're havin' a ball

Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Around!

Bird in the hand, same as one in the bush
Peck with your beek and shake with your tush
Whiskey on your breath and a fire in your gut
Got nothin' to say, but you can't keep your mouth shut
Save your fuckin' money, cuz all bets are off
I'll kick ya in the teeth 'til ya spit blood and cough

Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Cockfightin' and Pussyfootin'
Around!