Badass Cowboy

Tossing salad at your table, selling lettuce by the leaf
Clean out your closet, thaw out the beef
She's well fed cuz she's married to a badass cowboy
There's a comfortable telephone to enjoy
She's got legs but they're ugly and fat
Her brother makes millions with a ball and a bat
He won't share cuz she's married to a badass cowboy
There's a comfortable telephone to enjoy

Apple Brown Betty, funding project SETI
Apple Brown Betty, looking good in a teddy

Small weathermen and smaller cops
A bunny shakes it's booty before it hops
Lipstick on her teeth, mascara on her cheeks
He has sex with naked ladies but never underneath
Her brown eyes look blue, but they also look black
She should've made tacos, but she'll never look back
He don't care, cuz he's a badass cowboy
There's a comfortable telephone to enjoy

Apple Brown Betty, funding project SETI
Apple Brown Betty, looking good in a teddy